“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else needs a man to be happy?”
Albert Eistein

“In the orchestra jokes circulated to this effect: they ask to the first violin if he want to kill the director or principal violist, he answers that will kill the one and then the other: first the duty, then the pleasure!”
Jurij Abramovic Bašmet

“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument that could give pleasure to thousands of people, and all you do is to scratch it.”
Sir Thomas Beecham